I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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