left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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