i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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