Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
