your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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