why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
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i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
dude. I can hear the air.
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