i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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