I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
soo... how was my night?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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