I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I believe in your delicious
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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