Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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