Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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