just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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