that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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