absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
This is the high leading the old right now
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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