where am i from again
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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