my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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