I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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