how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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