i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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