I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
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I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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