I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
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Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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