she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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