just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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