dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
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I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
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He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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