Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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