Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
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Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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