On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Randomize
