You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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