im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
vagina is talking i cant
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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