Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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