How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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