k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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