as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
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You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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