You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
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your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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