What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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