I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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