You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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