shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
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We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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