No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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