Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
It's never too late to be topless.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
