some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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