Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Non-Jews are for practice
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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