Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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