what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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