neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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