Don't you send me to vm
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
