Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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