when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
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I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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