This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Randomize
