I'd wear matching sweaters with you
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
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Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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