Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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