I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
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I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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