Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
