Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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